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LOL BOTS
May 30th
No joke, I’ve been dying for a cigarette lately.
May 30th
Awww…
May 30th

I rarely surf the web

“Bullshit,” you said.  “I read you blog.  Your on the web all the time.” ...
May 30th
“And they wonder why people call them fucking weak.”
— Ben Affleck calls out the...
May 30th
“At 23, she already had four girls under the ages of five for...”
— Michelle Spell’s
May 30th
Watch Watch
May 30th
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Michael Jackson’s Punch-Out! (via thaks B!)
May 30th
Watch Watch
Grandma Walking it out! (via vinyj)
May 30th
“Nolan will shoot four action sequences — including...
May 29th

Buy Body wash

shopping (via Jason Cooper: To Do List)
May 29th
Not Jack.  I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER? » Blog Archive gimme...
May 29th
Mario Cake via Joystiq
May 29th
Attention Detroit! Buy this!
May 29th
Wanta Fanta? Doncha wanta Fant-ACK!
May 29th
Zoo York by Paul Oakenfold
May 29th
“Playgrounds were originally conceived as places to raise...”
— Danger: Playground Ahead >...
May 29th
Find registered and convicted sex offenders...
May 28th
Ghostwriter (Remix) by RJD2
May 28th
Stunning high-res photo of San Fransisco...
May 28th
The good old days. | Ads of the World
May 28th
red rock.jpg (via Archives)
May 28th
"I'm the secret squa-ACK!"
May 28th
“If attention span was dead, JK Rowling wouldn’t be selling...”
— warrenellis.com » Blog...
May 28th
lions bobble head.JPG (via Camera Phone Art)
May 28th
antique man.JPG (via Camera Phone Art)
May 27th
white house.JPG (via Camera Phone Art)
May 27th

Test Mobile Post

How cool is this? Mobile posting? Thanks Shannon’s Ocean!
May 27th
Clark And Michael
May 26th
Watch Watch
Spider Jerusalem rant on monoculture.
May 26th

My links

I thought as a service to my loyal reader(s), I would provide a short explaination to the links I...
May 26th
Watch Watch
I made a new playlist on the Youtube! Rock doesn’t suck.
May 26th
“Oh, my eyes… oh, my ears… oh my mind… I don’t think it’s a...”
— Priest discovers Fergie
May 25th
“Something funny happened to me at Starbucks and I shall tell...”
— BLOGDOK by I MODOK
May 24th
Watch Watch
How a comicbook is made.
May 24th

Season Finale of Lost

Awesome! Now that’s how you do a finale. Heroes has a lot to learn. No spoilers, but that...
May 23rd

First Guitar Hero III Tracks Announced

And its gonna be on the fucking Wii!  My commentary follows. “Paint It Black” (by The...
May 23rd
Introducing WiiHealthy.com, the site solely dedicated to losing weight by playing the Nintendo...
May 23rd
“So, we thought, what better way than to call to mind punk...”
— Song About Heroin Used To...
May 23rd
New York taxi fleet (13,000 Crown Vics) to go...
May 23rd
Pheugoo Mash-Ups
May 22nd
LOL President
May 22nd
Al Gore is leet - Lifehacker
May 22nd

Heroes Finale

I’ve been cheering for Heroes all season. It’s been a fun ride and I can’t wait...
May 22nd
Watch Watch
I’ve posted this before but it drops this Friday and I cannot wait to go see it. I generally...
May 21st
Pacman’s skull. via everything in the sky
May 21st
“We had this one song that would literally disintegrate a...”
— Penny Arcade! - The Rising...
May 21st
I am betting FF:RotSS will be a better film than Spider-man...
May 21st
I Believe In Harvey Dent Too
May 20th
I want one!  Faygo POPshop Faygo 313/DETROIT t-shirt
May 19th
P. Me. R. & B. circa October 2000
May 19th
I Believe in Harvey Dent
May 19th
Watch Watch
Oh the nineties… sometimes I love you.  Garbage - Queer (via universalmusicgroup)
May 19th

Thoughts on the new layout?

Email me those thoughts at mail@madthoughts.net
May 19th
Shannon has addicted me…  I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?
May 19th
Man Whacks Wife with Ham OR Man Porks Wife
May 19th

You Are Definitely a Hot Chick

While your little black book isn’t as thick as Paris Hilton’s… You get the most...
May 18th
Word of the day: beejer
May 18th
“i wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.”
— via Shannon
May 18th
Watch Watch
Zach gets ready to watch “Ellen” (via sparkiepop)
May 18th
You’re only going to make him angry. via...
May 17th
Detroit Basketball.
May 17th
It’s Bear Awareness Week!
May 17th
Watch Watch
Shannon would watch Bruce Campbell do just about anything. I’m forced to agree. Unless its...
May 16th
How to Make Miso Soup
May 16th
via kittykittybangbang.madthoughts.net
May 16th
Buy me toys!  ThinkGeek :: Ion USB Turntable
May 16th
MySpace Gives Details of Its Plan to Reveal...
May 16th
via wonkette.com
May 16th
“I am officially over Twitter.  Peace.  Out.  Holmes.”
— Me
May 16th
Watch Watch
Hey Ya Cover (via tapsomebong)
May 16th
“I really believe that the pagans and the abortionists and...”
— Jerry Falwell. Rot in pieces.
May 15th
“A man you cannot see decides which song you are going to...”
— Chuck Klosterman from the...
May 15th
Watch Watch
May 14th
Life Size Whale
May 14th
Evolution graffiti
May 14th
Watch Watch
Mega Man 2 Dr. Wily’s Stage 1 Theme on Mario Paint (via TomBobBlender)
May 14th

Missing Out

There is a strong chance I am going to get an Xbox 360 or PS3 this year.  I love my Wii and I...
May 13th

"Enough is enough."

This is the lone message publicly visible in the photostream of “UrbanTiki”. Urbantiki...
May 13th
Watch Watch
Barely safe for work folks… “U.S. Revenue from Internet Porn in 2006:...
May 13th
Watch Watch
Mad World- Gary Jules (via youtube)
May 13th
Digital Unrest
May 13th
Scotty's ashes crash land after failed flight
May 13th
And nor should you have to…
May 13th

Which Victoria's Secret Angel Are You?

You Are Most Like Laetitia Casta Curvy, beautiful, and wild Which Victoria’s Secret Angel...
May 11th
Man chops off head with chainsaw
May 11th
Two things scare me.  Eric Roberts and firearms. I just now...
May 9th
Ha! Buy me one!
May 9th
“Honestly, I don’t know how she doesn’t...”
— One bloggers opinion of Paris...
May 9th
Survivalism Radio
May 9th
via www.comics.com
May 9th
Putting two and two together… via...
May 8th
Google PhoneBook Name Removal
May 8th
Thanks Leo!
May 8th

The last hour and a half.

ATM: Please make deposit.
Jason: [enters deposit]
ATM: Nope, we are not accepting deposits today. Piss off.
Jason: [goes inside credit union]
Security: Sign-in sir.
Jason: [signs-in]
Teller: How can I help you?
Jason: Take my deposit.
Teller: Are we your credit union?
Jason: No.
Teller: Piss off.
Jason: [walks to 5-6 blocks to other credit union]
Other ATM: I just spit out money. I mean, I don't even have a deposit slot.
Jason: [stands in credit union live for 20-25 minutes]
Teller: Next!
Jason: Hi!
Teller: [silence while depositing money]. Sign here.
Jason: When will this be available?
Teller: Five days.
Jason: Don't you think thats a long time?
Teller: Next!
Jason: [walks to CVS]
Pharmacist: Hi!
Jason: Hello. [hands over prescription]
Pharmacist: We are out of this.
Jason: [stunned silent]
Pharmacist: Yeah. We ran out of this last week.
Jason: [stunned silent while being overcome with righteous fury]
Pharmacist: Next!
Jason: [walks to lunch eatery to get a Monster and salad dressing]
Cashier: Four dollar minimum.
Jason: When did you start that?
Cashier: Its always been that way?
Jason: I'm here 5 times a week and its never that way.
Cashier: Next time, okay?
Jason: Sure, thanks.
Chris: How's it going?
Jason: RRAARRGGHHH!!!
Chris: Not good?
May 8th
Sunset on Mars via NASA
May 7th
Helio Ocean Coming May 21st?
May 7th
Secrets can be funny too.
May 6th
Watch Watch
BEST.  EPISODE.  EVER.   (via youtube)
May 6th
Watch Watch
Wow.  WOW!
May 5th
I Picked Music Video
May 5th
Jason: Why am I awake?
May 5th
An example of Steampunk via www.blogsmithmedia.com
May 5th
Watch Watch
David Hasselhoff Intoxicated (via blahinsider)
May 4th
Watch Watch
“We are going to enter the body of the organism- rather abruptly I would think.” Star...
May 4th
What Do 300 Calorie Meals Look Like?
May 4th
Google Fails To Blink
May 4th
“When I was a child, one of my chores was to salt the slugs...”
— Michelle’s Spell: A...
May 4th
Jay Leno is a fucking idiot. And he's ruined...
May 4th
Watch Watch
To make Shannon scratch her head… -(via youtube)
May 4th
Rumor: Nintendo of America moving; SF and NYC...
May 4th
Guitar Hero Saves Seattle kittens
May 4th
“God have mercy on our souls God have mercy on our dirty...”
— Zero-Sum - Year Zero - Nine...
May 4th
Awesome: The Keyboard Waffle Iron
May 4th
With Your Mom dot Com : 90. Long Time Gone
May 3rd
Jason: You know... Scrubs doesn't have to...
May 3rd

Add it up kids. I am 108% Awesome!

You Are 52% A Child of the 80s Back in the day, you were totally 80s. Tubular, totally tubular....
May 3rd
Monkey Fluids: Gratutitous Pop Culture Reference
May 3rd
“Narokath, Santak, Chattur'gha”
— Rudy, now matter how many...
May 3rd
Get it? (via flickr)
May 3rd
09:F9:11:02:9D:74:E3:5B:D8:41:56:C5:63:56:88:C...
May 3rd
Ooohhh… the new Iron Man armor.
May 3rd
Jason: stressing
May 2nd
Watch Watch
Great story about drinking and driving from my favorite vlog, Human Dog.
May 1st
Prince Radio
May 1st
Watch Watch
Hail Keytara! (via that gosh darn internet)
May 1st