July 2010
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To the person who has my stolen iPad →
Hi,
Judging by your clumsy attempts to reset my Apple password, you’re currently exploring my iPad. (Congratulations! It’s a beautiful thing, isn’t it? So well-crafted and designed.) Odds are good that, given that both my blog and my Twitter stream are shortcuts (those are icons that are on the…
Great letter. Click-through for the full thing.
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Now that the sex lives of Supreme Court justices have become grist for...
– Michael Kinsley, “Sex Lives of Supreme Court Justices” (via thetimelime, tart-tart)
SCALIA = SEX MANIAC.
(via mandalay)
June 2010
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From a practical point of view, it will be as if we are simply adding one person...
– A quote from the Woot.com CEO to his employees, via Mashable.com.
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Online Community Managers & Zodiac Signs Survey... →
Libra is number two!
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I appreciate the challenges that city and state officials are up against, but...
– Darell Hammond: Closed for Business: What Park Closures Mean for our Cities, Neighborhoods, and Children (via kaboom)
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The Quiet One: Bored →
“Mom!” The child flounces into the room where I’m trying to work. “Yes, dear.” “Mom. Grandma says she doesn’t want to play with me.” “Why not?” “She said she needs a nap.” “Oh. Well, she’s been playing with you all day so she deserves a nap.” The child frowns. “I’m bored.” “I’m sorry to…
The kid has a good point. You *are* mom.
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Make your own [Adult Swim] DVD's →
Wow, $20.00 dollars buys you a DVD filled with your favorite [Adult Swim] episodes from pretty much every one of their shows.
My mind is bottled.
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Sleep!
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shitmydadsays: "Don’t focus on the one guy who...
pullmyfoamfinger:
jasontheexploder:
Relevant.
Best advice I’ve heard in a while.
This actually is really good advice.
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Just had an extended play session of the New Super Mario Brothers Wii with soon-to-be wifey. It was so much fun to play with someone else. Yelling at each other, directing who should go first, making people get into their bubble— it was tons of fun.
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This is going to sound like a puberty question, but is it weird that all the mosquito bites I got Saturday have just started itching today?
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the social network teaser.
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Is it just me, or are the folks on Top Chef cattier than any Project Runway or Survivor star?
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The Impossible Plushee Head pillows, which, when squeezed, impart wisdom in my...
– Jonathan Hickman’s current run on the Fantastic Four is amazing. Each issue has a different adventure. Some issues are emotional, some are swashbuckling. Adventure to politics to economics to family to sci-fi to particle theory— this book has it all.
Go get started with Fantastic Four...
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I’ve been re-reading all the Scott Pilgrim volumes and now I have a huge urge to watch a Michael Cera movie. Maybe something Eisenburg. If I had Zombieland, I’d watch that.
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Link Bait Generator →
Keywords to try:
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I can’t describe how annoyed I am that the NWA/Delta merger has radically increased flight prices for DCA to DTW.
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A 19-count federal indictment accuses former Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick of...
– Kilpatrick indicted by feds on 19 mail fraud, tax counts via Freep.com
And the hits just keep on coming.
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Why Amazon’s Kindle Will Eventually Win the e-Book... →
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Mad Thoughts: Data Thoughts →
scottplusfriday:
I just spent 40 minutes trying to use Google Docs and Google Chart API to create a normal distribution of the chances of survival in a zombie apocalypse. I’ve given up on this goal because I’ve totally run out of patience with these tools. If I had Excel on my home PC it’d be done by now.
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i want to have 2 shots of bushmillls with homeboy. immediately.
Agreed.
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Data Thoughts
I just spent 40 minutes trying to use Google Docs and Google Chart API to create a normal distribution of the chances of survival in a zombie apocalypse. I’ve given up on this goal because I’ve totally run out of patience with these tools. If I had Excel on my home PC it’d be done by now.
Here’s the gist, in a zombie apocalypse, chances are (roughly 66%) you are going to...
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Pitchfork drops the tracklist for 'Scott Pilgrim... →
01 SEX BOB-OMB (Beck): “We Are SEX BOB-OMB”
02 Plumtree: “Scott Pilgrim”
03 Frank Black: “I Heard Ramona Sing”
04 Beachwood Sparks: “By Your Side”
05 Black Lips: “O Katrina!”
06 Crash and the Boys (Broken Social Scene): “I’m So Sad, So Very, Very Sad”
07 Crash and the Boys (Broken Social Scene): “We Hate You...
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