and we laughed and laughed and laughed
- Shannon (from the kitchen): Do you want any more chili?
- Me (from living room): Uhmm... no.
- [---- fifteen minutes pass, I go to kitchen to get more chili ---]
- Me (from kitchen): Thanks for leaving out the chili!
- Shannon (from living room): I thought you said you weren't having anymore.
- Me: Well, as it turns out, I'm fat.