Mad Thoughts

“While watching the VMAs, I realized this show could only get worse if Miley Cyrus comes out and duets with a holographic Kurt Cobain. In the immortal words of Danny Glover, I’m getting too old for this shit.”

— Me, wondering why I continue to punish my eyeballs and eardrums by watching this crappy “awards show” (via kittykittybangbang)