- Me: Some girl named ****** started following me on Twitter and tried to be my friend on Foursquare. Her name is spelled weird.
- [I twist the monitor around to show KKBB the weird spelling.]
- Her: Maybe she thinks you are cute.
- [Jason twists the monitor back]
- Her: Maybe I should cut her.
- [beat]
- Me: I'll allow it.
About
Jason Cooper is a tube of wonderful. He was imported to DC from Detroit.
Most people describe him as tall.
