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You Are Allowed 20 Birthday Parties by Patton Oswalt.

This is all truth.

A 30th birthday piece of artwork Shannon had commissioned for me. Special thanks to neckgear, playmixt, kedson, ctcircusfreak, salsus, mfred, and obviously, the amazing, stupendous, sexy, loving, and wonderful kittykittbangbang who after 8 years still thinks I’m worthy of her affection and love. You call her kittykittybangbang, but I get to call her wife. I totally win. My birthday is on Sunday, but kittykittybangbang totally fooled me and had a great surprise party for me at the Red Derby tonight. My life is amazing, mostly because of her.
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A 30th birthday piece of artwork Shannon had commissioned for me. Special thanks to neckgear, playmixt, kedson, ctcircusfreak, salsus, mfred, and obviously, the amazing, stupendous, sexy, loving, and wonderful kittykittbangbang who after 8 years still thinks I’m worthy of her affection and love. You call her kittykittybangbang, but I get to call her wife. I totally win.

My birthday is on Sunday, but kittykittybangbang totally fooled me and had a great surprise party for me at the Red Derby tonight. My life is amazing, mostly because of her.