Mad Thoughts

Jason Cooper is, professionally, an Online Community Coordinator for kaboom.org. Personally, he is a Detroit to DC transplant, and all around B.M.F. He secretly wants to be an internet celebrity.

June 29, 2010 10:45 am
“No One Wants to Play Sega with Harrison Ford”
Portraits of Celebrity Weirdness - Newsweek

“No One Wants to Play Sega with Harrison Ford”

Portraits of Celebrity Weirdness - Newsweek

June 11, 2010 8:36 pm
"I also spent some time talking to a young couple at the bus stop outside. The guy was a charming nerd with an autistic-savant memory of the TRL chart: “I hated that Britney’s ‘You Drive Me Crazy’ couldn’t get to #1, because Backstreet’s ‘Show Me The Meaning Of Being Lonely’ was in the way.” His girlfriend was nine months pregnant and chain-smoking. I took some pictures with them, signed some stuff, said goodbye as they got on the bus. Nice kids. As they pulled away, the bouncer said: “Those two are here every day. That bus takes them to the methadone clinic."

Dave Holmes, probably one of the best TV personalities to ever come out of MTV. via My Year Of Everything: THE GREAT BIG YES.

The above quote is a footnote to the first part of his retelling of how he go that job on MTV, the “I Wanna Be a VJ Contest.”

When I think about it, that contest was probably the last time I would be an active MTV watcher. It was near the end (perhaps just after) high school for me and things had changed so much on the channel, it wasn’t recognizable anymore.

When I started high school, it was Dr. Dre, Snoop, Nirvana, STP, and R.E.M. By the time I finished, it was boy bands, pop darlings, and whatever that shit Fred Durst was peddling. I was growing up, but the channel stayed the same age.

It still took a few years after that for me to finally kick the channel out of my system permanently, but this contest (and Holmes’ getting so completely robbed) stands for a flash point in march to ejection MTV from my life. I tried watching the MTV Movie Awards the other day and I made it 15 minutes before I had enough. I used to swear that it times that changed MTV or some executive that decide they could make more, MORE, MORE money off teenage disposable income.

No, I changed. The music didn’t get shitty. I got too old to understand it.

Anyway. Jesse didn’t last, but Dave has and so have I.

May 29, 2010 2:33 pm January 31, 2010 11:54 am October 31, 2009 4:33 pm
"Did a guy named Twitter invent this? If I invented it I’d call it Stan. Imagine people saying, “Hey, didja read what Stan Stanned today?"

I wish Stan Lee was my grandpa.

From the official Twitter of Stan Lee

September 14, 2009 9:27 pm
whatevermethinks:
Patrick Swayze RIP

whatevermethinks:

Patrick Swayze RIP
July 10, 2009 11:02 am
I want to be Mos Def’s sassy white friend.
kanYe West : Blog : MOS

I want to be Mos Def’s sassy white friend.

kanYe West : Blog : MOS

July 8, 2009 1:32 am
Swordskillet bring truth.

Swordskillet bring truth.

July 7, 2009 11:17 pm

Hey, that ‘Smooth Criminal’ bit in Moonwalker was hot.

wadcity:

Hitler finds out Michael Jackson has died.

God I love these…

July 6, 2009 5:01 pm
danhacker:
“Pallbearers wearing blue shirts with rolled up sleeves, carry the coffin of the television pitchman, Billy Mays, from the church where the funeral mass was held in Mays’ hometown, in the Pittsburgh suburb of McKees Rocks, Pa., Friday, July 3, 2009. (AP Photo/Keith Srakocic)(via)

danhacker:

“Pallbearers wearing blue shirts with rolled up sleeves, carry the coffin of the television pitchman, Billy Mays, from the church where the funeral mass was held in Mays’ hometown, in the Pittsburgh suburb of McKees Rocks, Pa., Friday, July 3, 2009. (AP Photo/Keith Srakocic)(via)
June 30, 2009 8:36 pm
"Chuck Norris and Billy Mays once had a beard-off. The winner was to get a bucket of OxiClean, and the loser’s penalty was to perform in an ultra-neocon radio show."
8:08 pm
"A Nigerian scammer once emailed Billy Mays. He is now on his 400th package of Mighty Putty."

Billy Mays Facts

(thanks David)

(via tiffany)