Chuck Norris and Billy Mays once had a beard-off. The winner was to get a bucket of OxiClean, and the loser’s penalty was to perform in an ultra-neocon radio show.
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A Nigerian scammer once emailed Billy Mays. He is now on his 400th package of Mighty Putty.
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I always liked this video. Leave me alone - Michael Jackson
Agreed.
Love you forever John.
Sorry, but this whole Perez Hilton getting his clock cleaned by Will.i.am situation is HILARIOUS and I don’t feel bad for him in the least. He is a human stain. Will.i.am = HERO. Perez Hilton = Boom Boom Pow’d.
LOLocaust.
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Is it safe to say that all the fellas and all the ladies are generally down for Isla?
Isla Fisher photographed by Michael Elins
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Shannon shared this with me. Made my morning.
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Hahahahahaha! P. Diddy is the man! He looks all confused, like, “What the fuck? What is this $1 bill doing in here?”
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Request
Can someone please explain to me the ongoing relevance of former tennis ‘celebrity’ John McEnroe? Why is he on my tv?
“WHAT THE FUCK?”
That’s the sound a kittykittybangbang makes when I discover something she’ll love before her.
That’s the sound madthoughts makes when he mistakenly accuses his lady of not being up on hot shit.
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Michael Jackson is easily the most frightening thing walking earth. Scarier than Nessie, Bigfoot, Wendigo, and the Indomitable Snowman. Why? Cause he actually exisits and is BREEDING!
Michael Jackson steps out in his most bizarre outfit yet | Mail Online

