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Chuck Norris and Billy Mays once had a beard-off. The winner was to get a bucket of OxiClean, and the loser’s penalty was to perform in an ultra-neocon radio show.
Billy Mays Facts

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A Nigerian scammer once emailed Billy Mays. He is now on his 400th package of Mighty Putty.

Billy Mays Facts

(thanks David)

(via tiffany)

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I always liked this video. Leave me alone - Michael Jackson

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  • 2 years ago
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Agreed.
kiamatthews:

Love you forever John.
Sorry, but this whole Perez Hilton getting his clock cleaned by Will.i.am situation is HILARIOUS and I don’t feel bad for him in the least. He is a human stain. Will.i.am = HERO. Perez Hilton = Boom Boom Pow’d.
LOLocaust.
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Agreed.

kiamatthews:

Love you forever John.

Sorry, but this whole Perez Hilton getting his clock cleaned by Will.i.am situation is HILARIOUS and I don’t feel bad for him in the least. He is a human stain. Will.i.am = HERO. Perez Hilton = Boom Boom Pow’d.

LOLocaust.

Source: kiamatthews

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  • 2 years ago > kiamatthews
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Brody and Josh. I’m testing out image search on Bing.
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Brody and Josh. I’m testing out image search on Bing.

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  • 2 years ago
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Is it safe to say that all the fellas and all the ladies are generally down for Isla?
danhacker:
Isla Fisher photographed by Michael Elins
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Is it safe to say that all the fellas and all the ladies are generally down for Isla?

danhacker:

Isla Fisher photographed by Michael Elins

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fuckyeahneilpatrickharris indeed! This guy is magical.

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Shannon shared this with me. Made my morning.
CELEBRITY MATH: Smells Like Douche Spirit
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Shannon shared this with me. Made my morning.

CELEBRITY MATH: Smells Like Douche Spirit

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  • 2 years ago
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larrychi:

Hahahahahaha! P. Diddy is the man! He looks all confused, like, “What the fuck? What is this $1 bill doing in here?”
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Hahahahahaha! P. Diddy is the man! He looks all confused, like, “What the fuck? What is this $1 bill doing in here?”

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Can someone please explain to me the ongoing relevance of former tennis ‘celebrity’ John McEnroe? Why is he on my tv?

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  • 3 years ago
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“WHAT THE FUCK?”
That’s the sound a kittykittybangbang makes when I discover something she’ll love before her.
That’s the sound madthoughts makes when he mistakenly accuses his lady of not being up on hot shit.
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“WHAT THE FUCK?”

That’s the sound a kittykittybangbang makes when I discover something she’ll love before her.

That’s the sound madthoughts makes when he mistakenly accuses his lady of not being up on hot shit.

Source: initiatingslutmode

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Michael Jackson is easily the most frightening thing walking earth. Scarier than Nessie, Bigfoot, Wendigo, and the Indomitable Snowman. Why? Cause he actually exisits and is BREEDING!
Michael Jackson steps out in his most bizarre outfit yet | Mail Online
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Michael Jackson is easily the most frightening thing walking earth. Scarier than Nessie, Bigfoot, Wendigo, and the Indomitable Snowman. Why? Cause he actually exisits and is BREEDING!

Michael Jackson steps out in his most bizarre outfit yet | Mail Online

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  • 3 years ago
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