How I watch the Emmy’s
I start with a vodka martini. Then I follow it up with a gin martini (very dirty).
I try to write my (hopefully) new job description. I have a glass of wine. I have another glass of wine. I tell a friend to fuck himself over a TV show (as a joke I promise). I have a third glass of wine.
Welcome to the good life.
I’ve never seen Louie, I hear it’s good and all, but I will rain down the wrath of Greek AND Nordic gods upon thine crown if you utter even ONE more blasphemous thing about The Big Bang Theory.
via t3chdyzn in the comments section.
Fuck that show. Fuck Jim Parsons. Fuck Chuck Lorre. Fuck every stupid nerds don’t get laid joke. I’ve been fucking regularly since I was 15 and I’m one of the nerdiest motherfuckers I know.
Fuck Big Bang Theory as a tv show, and as a motherfucking crew. And if you are down with Big Bang Theory, then fuck you too.
(Cribbed from Hit ‘em up).
WHAT!?
Seriously? Parsons over Louis CK?
I’m still befuddled that people think Big Band is funny or worthy of awards.
percepto answered: Except it isn’t?
It isn’t? Have they done an Academy award show before?
Why did Jimmy Fallon give Charlie Sheen a standing ovation?
Is it me, or is it very obvious that this is Fox’s very first major award broadcast?
Emmy's are on tonight
- Her: Do you feel like making ballots.
- Me: [smiling] Do you feel liking winning tonight?
- Her: I do. I need a win.
- Me: Then we will fill out ballots.
LOVE Kevin Kline’s reaction to Jimmy Fallon.
Source: kittykittybangbang
