Yep.
My go-to plane snack is Cheez-Its. For some reason, the counter here at DCA doesn’t have Cheez-Its. Well, they do, but it’s the fucking Duoz bag that mixes regular Cheez-Its (delcious) with parmesan Cheez-Its (disgusting).
Surprise! When you mix something with parmesan, everything ends up tasting like parmesan.
If you like Duoz, even a little, I hate you. You are making America weak.
Last Cake Standing
I’m 40 minutes into the Marvel Comics episode of Last Cake Standing and these structures keep falling apart over and over.
I find myself wondering why, oh why, are we trying to build things out of cake?
Cheese bread > Bread sticks
She hears me unwrapping a bag of popcorn in the kitchen
- Her: Are you making the lime popcorn?
- Me: No. Salt and pepper.
- Her: Make me the lime?
- Me: We are going to eat separate bags of popcorn? That's like, the most first world thing you can do.
- Her: [In her finest "Really?" voice]: *That's* the most first world thing you can do?
- Me: Okay. If we were going to eat it separate bags of popcorn on a ski trip.
So the batter stuck to the basket, tearing them up a bit, but here are the chicken nuggets I made.
Life before the popcorn button on microwaves isn’t worth remembering.
I’m not this fat.
Hal Jordan’s balls are now available at your local grocery store (via comicsalliance)
Damn. It’s got coconut. Otherwise I’d love some of Hal Jordan’s glo balls.
Source: chasingcoolness
Despite it being a bad choice, I’ve been on a milk kick lately.
Hot Tip
When Shannon tells you that the Chinese food you ordered is going to taste bland, she’s 100% right.
I don’t say this very often
…but I could really go for some meat.
Only in Georgetown: truffles available for sale at the new Social Safeway (at a bargain price of $999.99/lb).
Source: jacquesofalltrades
