Mad Thoughts

Jason Cooper is, professionally, an Online Community Coordinator for kaboom.org. Personally, he is a Detroit to DC transplant, and all around B.M.F. He secretly wants to be an internet celebrity.

August 16, 2010 10:03 pm
  • Me: Some girl named ****** started following me on Twitter and tried to be my friend on Foursquare. Her name is spelled weird.
  • [I twist the monitor around to show KKBB the weird spelling.]
  • Her: Maybe she thinks you are cute.
  • [Jason twists the monitor back]
  • Her: Maybe I should cut her.
  • [beat]
  • Me: I'll allow it.
August 2, 2010 7:39 pm

metaluna:

herekitty:

I’ve posted this before but here we go again,

Eep Opp Ork Ah-Ah, Jet Screamer (of the JETSONS)

…and that means I love you.

July 30, 2010 3:24 pm
I assure you, kittykittybangbang gets 100% of my love.

I assure you, kittykittybangbang gets 100% of my love.

March 31, 2010 4:06 pm March 25, 2010 10:49 pm
[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

This is a two minute video of me petting my cat. I only post it because its gonna make kittykittybangbang very happy.

March 10, 2010 8:39 pm
This is bullshit. I feel it every time. Sometimes a lot, sometimes a little, but I feel it every time.
(via nomorepoison)

This is bullshit. I feel it every time. Sometimes a lot, sometimes a little, but I feel it every time.

(via nomorepoison)

March 2, 2010 7:38 pm

Just now, I got a little mad at kittykittybangbang for leaving the room and not handing me the remote for the TV first. Why, because Access Hollywood started.

I was watching Access Hollywood and was powerless to stop it.

She said she was sorry.

By the way, if you use Tumblr, please recommend kittykittybangbang for the directory.

February 27, 2010 10:42 am
girlskickass:dadanoias:nevver:

Couples are Boring

Maybe. But we’re happier. I’m in bed while you’re scanning the room for your next mistake.
Snap.

girlskickass:dadanoias:nevver:

Couples are Boring

Maybe. But we’re happier. I’m in bed while you’re scanning the room for your next mistake.

Snap.

November 12, 2009 2:04 pm

Love is a funny thing.

  • Me: Drinking Coke instead of diet. I think its tastes better.
  • Her: Regular coke makes my teeth feel weird.
  • Me: You make my bathing suit area feel weird.
  • Her: You're silly.
October 31, 2009 5:08 pm October 15, 2009 10:35 pm
A 30th birthday piece of artwork Shannon had commissioned for me. Special thanks to neckgear, playmixt, kedson, ctcircusfreak, salsus, mfred, and obviously, the amazing, stupendous, sexy, loving, and wonderful kittykittbangbang who after 8 years still thinks I’m worthy of her affection and love. You call her kittykittybangbang, but I get to call her wife. I totally win.
My birthday is on Sunday, but kittykittybangbang totally fooled me and had a great surprise party for me at the Red Derby tonight. My life is amazing, mostly because of her.

A 30th birthday piece of artwork Shannon had commissioned for me. Special thanks to neckgear, playmixt, kedson, ctcircusfreak, salsus, mfred, and obviously, the amazing, stupendous, sexy, loving, and wonderful kittykittbangbang who after 8 years still thinks I’m worthy of her affection and love. You call her kittykittybangbang, but I get to call her wife. I totally win.

My birthday is on Sunday, but kittykittybangbang totally fooled me and had a great surprise party for me at the Red Derby tonight. My life is amazing, mostly because of her.

September 14, 2009 9:41 pm

Another Monday night

  • Shannon: Jay Leno is almost on. Are you excited?
  • Me: I haven't stopped ejaculating since 5 AM.
  • Shannon: Oh my god! That is fucking vile.