Reblog if you ever had a (or the) first kiss on a playground!
The Black Keys - Tighten Up [OFFICIAL VIDEO] (by theblackkeys)
Okay, so I don’t remember having a first kiss on a playground, but I’ve often said that falling in love with my wife felt like falling in love on a playground.
As we became closer, I kept getting this nagging feeling that we had met before, as children. I had this gut feeling that I had met her in a sandbox on some random playground and instantly feel in love with her. And then here we were, years later, and those sandbox feelings were bubbling up all over again.
Does that make any sense? Anyways…
Reblog if you ever had a (or the) first kiss on a playground!
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A week or two ago, Shannon and I were up late and I think I told her a story about how I rented this video from Blockbuster all the time. It was in the Community section and was offered for free and I rented it every chance I could.
I can’t draw worth a damn. Yet. Shannon, out of nowhere, bought it for me.
Time to dig out the pencils.
How do I know I married the right guy? In addition to flowers, he had a meat and cheese gift box delivered to my office today.
I got her flowers too. They just came later.
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They had a hi-fi phono, boy, did they let it blast
Seven hundred little records, all rock, rhythm and jazz
But when the sun went down, the rapid tempo of the music fell
“C’est la vie”, say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell
![[We are watching Independence Day. Will Smith and Vivica A. Fox are getting married before mankind launches their counter-offensive.]
Me: If I were about to go into space to upload a computer virus to take down an alien invasion, I’d marry you all over again.
Her: Not with a dolphin ring you’re not.](http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/madthoughts/2693286635/1/tumblr_leu9ehaOI01qz4zha)
[We are watching Independence Day. Will Smith and Vivica A. Fox are getting married before mankind launches their counter-offensive.]
Me: If I were about to go into space to upload a computer virus to take down an alien invasion, I’d marry you all over again.
Her: Not with a dolphin ring you’re not.
- Me: Some girl named ****** started following me on Twitter and tried to be my friend on Foursquare. Her name is spelled weird.
- [I twist the monitor around to show KKBB the weird spelling.]
- Her: Maybe she thinks you are cute.
- [Jason twists the monitor back]
- Her: Maybe I should cut her.
- [beat]
- Me: I'll allow it.
I assure you, kittykittybangbang gets 100% of my love.
This is a two minute video of me petting my cat. I only post it because its gonna make kittykittybangbang very happy.
This is bullshit. I feel it every time. Sometimes a lot, sometimes a little, but I feel it every time.
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Just now, I got a little mad at kittykittybangbang for leaving the room and not handing me the remote for the TV first. Why, because Access Hollywood started.
I was watching Access Hollywood and was powerless to stop it.
She said she was sorry.
By the way, if you use Tumblr, please recommend kittykittybangbang for the directory.
girlskickass:dadanoias:nevver:
Maybe. But we’re happier. I’m in bed while you’re scanning the room for your next mistake.
Snap.
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Love is a funny thing.
- Me: Drinking Coke instead of diet. I think its tastes better.
- Her: Regular coke makes my teeth feel weird.
- Me: You make my bathing suit area feel weird.
- Her: You're silly.
