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A 30th birthday piece of artwork Shannon had commissioned for me. Special thanks to neckgear, playmixt, kedson, ctcircusfreak, salsus, mfred, and obviously, the amazing, stupendous, sexy, loving, and wonderful kittykittbangbang who after 8 years still thinks I’m worthy of her affection and love. You call her kittykittybangbang, but I get to call her wife. I totally win.
My birthday is on Sunday, but kittykittybangbang totally fooled me and had a great surprise party for me at the Red Derby tonight. My life is amazing, mostly because of her.
Another Monday night
- Shannon: Jay Leno is almost on. Are you excited?
- Me: I haven't stopped ejaculating since 5 AM.
- Shannon: Oh my god! That is fucking vile.
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Tonight
Tonight, there was a moment when I was standing outside on a porch drinking beers and talking to peeps. I looked through a window and saw the woman who will be my wife do a slight hip shimmey while holding a video game guitar.
My heart jumped. I love her and I get really, really happy when she has fun.
Shannon stopped at midtown in nyc and got me comics. That’s true love kiddies.
90% of our conversations
- Jason: Boosh!
- Shannon: BOOM!
- Jason: skidoosh!
Friday nights rule.
- Jason: Did you hear that?
- Shannon: What?
- Jason: All 7 Police Academy movies are on demand.
- Shannon: Oh my god!
- Jason: Now the only question is, which one do we watch?
- Shannon: No, you start at the beginning and you don't stop until you've watched them all.
- Jason: This is why I love you.
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This is how I know she loves me.
Pervez Chachar and his wife Humera Kambo sit in a makeshift room in police headquarters in Karachi January 16, 2009. After falling in love and marrying without their families’ permission, the newlyweds (from rival tribes) dare not venture out of the police station as they fear their families will hunt them down and kill them to preserve the families’ honor. boston.com
Turn this song on, hold your baby’s hand, and tell them you love them, you have always loved, and will always loved them.
I’m one of those lucky shits that didn’t have too, but if I had needed to, I’d go the whole wide world, I’d go the whole wide world just to find kittykittybangbang.
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Shannon sends me her love. via someecards.com


