Mad Thoughts

Jason Cooper is, professionally, an Online Community Coordinator for kaboom.org. Personally, he is a Detroit to DC transplant, and all around B.M.F. He secretly wants to be an internet celebrity.

August 5, 2010 7:38 pm May 16, 2010 8:51 pm May 2, 2010 12:04 pm

C-Span just added the President’s remarks from the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. He’s a funny guy.

April 27, 2010 10:58 pm
Further proof that our playgrounds are too safe and that seat belt laws are too strictly enforced. 

Further proof that our playgrounds are too safe and that seat belt laws are too strictly enforced. 

March 23, 2010 3:54 pm
Baby i’m a boss, i dunno what they do,I don’t get dropped, I dropped the label,World can’t hold me, too much ambition,always knew it’d be like this when I was in the kitchen
I’m on to the next oneOn to the next oneOn to the next oneOn to the next oneOn to the next oneOn to the next oneOn to the next one

Baby i’m a boss, i dunno what they do,
I don’t get dropped, I dropped the label,
World can’t hold me, too much ambition,
always knew it’d be like this when I was in the kitchen
I’m on to the next one
On to the next one
On to the next one
On to the next one
On to the next one
On to the next one
On to the next one

March 13, 2010 12:45 pm

The First Family is getting wedding invites.

February 21, 2010 10:58 am
patrickcassels:

“Obama’s Embarrassing Ska Album Surfaces,” a photo by The Onion. The black-and-white checkered border is an especially hilarious touch.

patrickcassels:

Obama’s Embarrassing Ska Album Surfaces,” a photo by The Onion. The black-and-white checkered border is an especially hilarious touch.

January 21, 2010 11:36 pm
Those close to President Obama claim they heard him humming a familiar tune.
Try to be best ‘Cause you’re only a man And a man’s gotta learn to take it Try to believe Though the going gets rough That you gotta hang tough to make it History repeats itself Try and you’ll succeed Never doubt that you’re the one And you can have your dreams! You’re the best! Around! Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down You’re the Best! Around! Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down You’re the Best! Around! Nothing’s gonna ever keep you dow-ow-ow-ow-own

Those close to President Obama claim they heard him humming a familiar tune.

Try to be best 
‘Cause you’re only a man 
And a man’s gotta learn to take it 

Try to believe 
Though the going gets rough 
That you gotta hang tough to make it 

History repeats itself 
Try and you’ll succeed 

Never doubt that you’re the one 
And you can have your dreams! 

You’re the best! 
Around! 
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down 
You’re the Best! 
Around! 
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down 
You’re the Best! 
Around! 
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you dow-ow-ow-ow-own
January 6, 2010 3:29 pm November 3, 2009 10:59 pm

Watched the last hour of ‘By the People’. I regret ever doubting Barack Obama. I regret my cynicism.

October 25, 2009 12:11 pm
How cool is President Obama? These chairs aren’t even supposed to lean back and still he chills.
(via The Official White House Photostream)

How cool is President Obama? These chairs aren’t even supposed to lean back and still he chills.

(via The Official White House Photostream)

October 9, 2009 7:43 pm

The phone. Hold it.

Earlier on a radio talk show I heard someone call Obama the savior of the West.

A few minutes ago, I read a Micheal Moore quote where says its up to Obama to save the world:

Your opposition has spent the morning attacking you for bringing such good will to this country. Why do they hate America so much? I get the feeling that if you found the cure for cancer this afternoon they’d be denouncing you for destroying free enterprise because cancer centers would have to close. There are those who say you’ve done nothing yet to deserve this award. As far as I’m concerned, the very fact that you’ve offered to walk into the minefield of hate and try to undo the irreparable damage the last president did is not only appreciated by me and millions of others, it is also an act of true bravery. That’s why you got the prize. The whole world is depending on the U.S. — and you — to literally save this planet. Let’s not let them down.

- Michael Moore

Hold. The fuck. Up.

I support the President. Nah, I love Obama, but that doesn’t mean I’ll follow him into the desert, knaamean?

I will not stand for the messiahification of this man. Its dangerous, wrong, and not the American way. We made fun of every nutjob who felt GWB was the third nipple of god. Just because we’ve got some hope in the White House doesn’t mean we have to lose our shit.

And that doesn’t mean I’m not gonna call foul on the President when he does something I don’t like or he gets rewarded for promising to bring peace to the world.

I’m not George W.Bush either. Where is my goddamn award?