Jason Cooper is, professionally, an Online Community Coordinator for kaboom.org. Personally, he is a Detroit to DC transplant, and all around B.M.F. He secretly wants to be an internet celebrity.
“Pew, pew, pew.”
C-Span just added the President’s remarks from the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. He’s a funny guy.
Further proof that our playgrounds are too safe and that seat belt laws are too strictly enforced.
Baby i’m a boss, i dunno what they do,
I don’t get dropped, I dropped the label,
World can’t hold me, too much ambition,
always knew it’d be like this when I was in the kitchen
I’m on to the next one
On to the next one
On to the next one
On to the next one
On to the next one
On to the next one
On to the next one
The First Family is getting wedding invites.
“Obama’s Embarrassing Ska Album Surfaces,” a photo by The Onion. The black-and-white checkered border is an especially hilarious touch.
Those close to President Obama claim they heard him humming a familiar tune.
Try to be best
‘Cause you’re only a man
And a man’s gotta learn to take it
Try to believe
Though the going gets rough
That you gotta hang tough to make it
History repeats itself
Try and you’ll succeed
Never doubt that you’re the one
And you can have your dreams!
You’re the best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you dow-ow-ow-ow-own
Watched the last hour of ‘By the People’. I regret ever doubting Barack Obama. I regret my cynicism.
How cool is President Obama? These chairs aren’t even supposed to lean back and still he chills.
Earlier on a radio talk show I heard someone call Obama the savior of the West.
A few minutes ago, I read a Micheal Moore quote where says its up to Obama to save the world:
Your opposition has spent the morning attacking you for bringing such good will to this country. Why do they hate America so much? I get the feeling that if you found the cure for cancer this afternoon they’d be denouncing you for destroying free enterprise because cancer centers would have to close. There are those who say you’ve done nothing yet to deserve this award. As far as I’m concerned, the very fact that you’ve offered to walk into the minefield of hate and try to undo the irreparable damage the last president did is not only appreciated by me and millions of others, it is also an act of true bravery. That’s why you got the prize. The whole world is depending on the U.S. — and you — to literally save this planet. Let’s not let them down.
Hold. The fuck. Up.
I support the President. Nah, I love Obama, but that doesn’t mean I’ll follow him into the desert, knaamean?
I will not stand for the messiahification of this man. Its dangerous, wrong, and not the American way. We made fun of every nutjob who felt GWB was the third nipple of god. Just because we’ve got some hope in the White House doesn’t mean we have to lose our shit.
And that doesn’t mean I’m not gonna call foul on the President when he does something I don’t like or he gets rewarded for promising to bring peace to the world.
I’m not George W.Bush either. Where is my goddamn award?
