Twitter is updating again.

In other news, I can’t stand these hyper-realized people that tech companies put into their commericals. These white, well-to-do, super-active, super-interesting, weirdos that spend their online time comforting one another or talking about their incredible interests and hobbies.

I want the commercial for the person that watches Housewives reality series and snarks constantly in twitter with profane language and poor grammar.

I want the people tweeting and retweeting what trending topic has “n***a* in the title.

I want someone other than some thin white guy talking to pretty white girls about their pretty fucking lives.

I have zero fucking interest in talking to so-called social media experts about my or my organization’s use of Google+.

I don’t about your fucking blog or your next consulting gig.

You are not an expert. You sell snake oil.

Unfollow me and stop mining my creative output so you can look like an “expert.”

*Update*

I fully aware that this shitty attitude towards this stuff may well be holding me back in my career. To that, I say, “FUCK YO COUCH!”

If you are under the age of 25, reblog this post!

That way, I can unfollow you and be done with your PRECIOUS FUCKING CRISIS!

And please, if you are under 25, unfollow me.

Loves!