Mad Thoughts

helloszabi:

my-my-my:

Alex: Dad, what’s Jagermeister?

Phil: Well, you know how in a fairytale there’s always a potion that makes the princess fall asleep and the guys start kissing her? Well, this is kind of like that, except you don’t wake up in a castle, you wake up in a Frat house with a bad reputation.

Shouldn’t this have read, “I’ve had two girlfriends that I’ve never brought to orgasm.”

Or, “I once licked the ears of two women incessantly. I licked the ears at variable speeds and with variable pressure. I’ve never heard from these woman again.”

via Post Secret

I don’t get it. Why would you care?

So does this mean that people that support same-sex marriage might vote against universal health care? :)

salsus:

thedailywhat:

Chart of the Day: “Explicit Support for Same-Sex Marriage by State and Age” (pdf) by Jeff Lax and Justin Phillips of the Department of Political Science at Columbia University. Created using data collected for a joint paper on gay rights.

Prof. Lax breaks it down:

Seven states cross the 50% mark overall as of our current estimates, but the generation gap is huge. If policy were set by state-by-state majorities of those 65 or older, none would allow same-sex marriage. If policy were set by those under 30, only 12 states would not allow-same-sex marriage.

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Horrifying.

Just in time for Halloween: The Fleshlight Succu Dry

G’night sinners.

syntheticpubes:

Flow-chart of sexual decision making according to medieval penitential manuals

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