Mad Thoughts

Jason Cooper is, professionally, an Online Community Coordinator for kaboom.org. Personally, he is a Detroit to DC transplant, and all around B.M.F. He secretly wants to be an internet celebrity.

July 14, 2010 10:48 am
The Big Lies People Tell In Online Dating via OkCupid

Okcupid’s blog drops another amazing batch of data related to the habits to people using its online dating service. Really interesting insights on how people lie about their income and the behaviors of bisexuals on the site.

Also some really interesting data on how people lie about their height. People, according to their data, generally add two inches to their height. Guys, whose height gets closed to 6 feet, round up more and more.

June 30, 2010 9:48 pm
"Now that the sex lives of Supreme Court justices have become grist for commentators, we are finally free to discuss a question formerly only whispered about in the shadows: Why does Justice Antonin Scalia, by common consent the leading intellectual force on the Court, have nine children? Is this normal? Or should I say “normal,” as some people choose to define it? Can he represent the views of ordinary Americans when he practices such a minority lifestyle? After all, having nine children is far more unusual in this country than, say, being a lesbian. Let me be clear: the issue is not the fact that Scalia has chosen to have nine children. That is his personal business. The question is whether he is an extremist advocate of the so-called “Nine Children Agenda.” Can he deal open-mindedly with children’s issues when he has so many himself? Can he persuade his children to recuse themselves when appropriate? Speculation is already rampant about why Scalia chose nine children over a more conventional lifestyle. Is he a sex maniac? That suspicion naturally arises…"

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Michael Kinsley, “Sex Lives of Supreme Court Justices” (via thetimelime, tart-tart)

SCALIA = SEX MANIAC.

(via mandalay)

June 27, 2010 2:19 pm
That’s what she said. (via art-or-porn)

That’s what she said.

(via art-or-porn)

February 10, 2010 9:24 am
helloszabi: my-my-my: Alex: Dad, what’s Jagermeister?Phil: Well, you know how in a fairytale there’s always a potion that makes the princess fall asleep and the guys start kissing her? Well, this is kind of like that, except you don’t wake up in a castle, you wake up in a Frat house with a bad reputation.

helloszabi:

my-my-my:

Alex: Dad, what’s Jagermeister?

Phil: Well, you know how in a fairytale there’s always a potion that makes the princess fall asleep and the guys start kissing her? Well, this is kind of like that, except you don’t wake up in a castle, you wake up in a Frat house with a bad reputation.

January 10, 2010 10:15 am
Shouldn’t this have read, “I’ve had two girlfriends that I’ve never brought to orgasm.” Or, “I once licked the ears of two women incessantly. I licked the ears at variable speeds and with variable pressure. I’ve never heard from these woman again.” via Post Secret

Shouldn’t this have read, “I’ve had two girlfriends that I’ve never brought to orgasm.”

Or, “I once licked the ears of two women incessantly. I licked the ears at variable speeds and with variable pressure. I’ve never heard from these woman again.”

via Post Secret

November 5, 2009 5:56 pm
I don’t get it. Why would you care? So does this mean that people that support same-sex marriage might vote against universal health care? :) salsus: thedailywhat: Chart of the Day: “Explicit Support for Same-Sex Marriage by State and Age” (pdf) by Jeff Lax and Justin Phillips of the Department of Political Science at Columbia University. Created using data collected for a joint paper on gay rights. Prof. Lax breaks it down: Seven states cross the 50% mark overall as of our current estimates, but the generation gap is huge. If policy were set by state-by-state majorities of those 65 or older, none would allow same-sex marriage. If policy were set by those under 30, only 12 states would not allow-same-sex marriage. [via.]

I don’t get it. Why would you care?

So does this mean that people that support same-sex marriage might vote against universal health care? :)

salsus:

thedailywhat:

Chart of the Day: “Explicit Support for Same-Sex Marriage by State and Age” (pdf) by Jeff Lax and Justin Phillips of the Department of Political Science at Columbia University. Created using data collected for a joint paper on gay rights.

Prof. Lax breaks it down:

Seven states cross the 50% mark overall as of our current estimates, but the generation gap is huge. If policy were set by state-by-state majorities of those 65 or older, none would allow same-sex marriage. If policy were set by those under 30, only 12 states would not allow-same-sex marriage.

[via.]

October 25, 2009 12:31 pm
Horrifying. Just in time for Halloween: The Fleshlight Succu Dry

Horrifying.

Just in time for Halloween: The Fleshlight Succu Dry

October 7, 2009 11:16 pm
G’night sinners. syntheticpubes: Flow-chart of sexual decision making according to medieval penitential manuals (via)

G’night sinners.

syntheticpubes:

Flow-chart of sexual decision making according to medieval penitential manuals

(via)

October 2, 2009 9:20 pm
Sexual Favor Fail
September 30, 2009 11:12 pm
Carnal IQ Test

Safe for work. I got 55%. :(

September 18, 2009 9:39 am
A.D.I.D.A.S

A.D.I.D.A.S

August 23, 2009 6:28 pm
Never in your life have you seen porn this graphic

Dr. Pek Van Andel, who won an Ig Nobel Prize for making the first MRI images of a couple’s sex organs while those organs were in use, also made a video of the phenomenon.

(via syntheticpubes)