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Carnal IQ Test

Safe for work. I got 55%. :(

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  • 2 years ago
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A.D.I.D.A.S
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A.D.I.D.A.S

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Never in your life have you seen porn this graphic

Dr. Pek Van Andel, who won an Ig Nobel Prize for making the first MRI images of a couple’s sex organs while those organs were in use, also made a video of the phenomenon.

(via syntheticpubes)

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  • 2 years ago > syntheticpubes
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Movie/TV pet peeve

The first American Pie had awkwardness.

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Portraying the losing of one’s virginity as ethereal and magical and soft focus. Where is the awkwardness?

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  • 2 years ago > jessiramsey
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Men who masturbate frequently in their 20s and 30s have a higher risk of developing prostate cancer.

Pump the brakes fellas. Let’s think long term here.

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  • 2 years ago > ohyeahfacts
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Perhaps the truest impression of what boys would use their superpowers for, if they had some.
reinohueco:kandidkandor: (via fuckyeahmarvel)
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Perhaps the truest impression of what boys would use their superpowers for, if they had some.

reinohueco:kandidkandor: (via fuckyeahmarvel)

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Phew! Been there friends. Been there.
agentmlovestacos:

Let me go to Hell! The Devil’s waiting for me!!!
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Phew! Been there friends. Been there.

agentmlovestacos:

Let me go to Hell! The Devil’s waiting for me!!!

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Rolling Stone magazine. Over-sexualizing teenage girls, just cause, for decades.
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Rolling Stone magazine. Over-sexualizing teenage girls, just cause, for decades.

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  • 2 years ago
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Calories Burned During Sex

For those looking to lose a few pounds, a step-by-step, position-by-position break down of how many calories you can lose during adult fun times.

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  • 3 years ago
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Premature ejaculation gene found

She said men with primary premature ejaculation tended to be fast reactors generally. “These men have very quick reflexes. They may be excellent at playing tennis or computer games, for example.”

For the record, I’m not that good at video games. Rudy beat in my in Dead or Alive, like, a gajillion times.

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  • 3 years ago
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Moving is stuffing your junk into boxes, pulling your junk out, sweating a lot, and falling asleep. So it’s like sex, but without the joy.
WAD CITY

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  • 3 years ago > wadcity
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And now for something awful.

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  • 3 years ago
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5. Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC.
Top Ten WTF? US Sex Laws - Top 10s
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  • 3 years ago
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