She hears me unwrapping a bag of popcorn in the kitchen
- Her: Are you making the lime popcorn?
- Me: No. Salt and pepper.
- Her: Make me the lime?
- Me: We are going to eat separate bags of popcorn? That's like, the most first world thing you can do.
- Her: [In her finest "Really?" voice]: *That's* the most first world thing you can do?
- Me: Okay. If we were going to eat it separate bags of popcorn on a ski trip.
D.C. traditionally panics when it comes to snow. This time, it may be more justifiable than most times,” said Becky Shipp, who was power-walking in Arlington, Va., Friday. “I am trying to get a walk in before I am stuck with just the exercise machine in my condo.
Great white whine or greatest white whine?
Source: m.apnews.com
